07 July 2006

 

two out of three ain't bad...

OK, why have I been here for so many years? I go out, hit the 'N' to have a drink and Sveta is working. She's a little Russian 'spinner' that'll rock your world. We're sitting and having a chat and Eva walks in... Eva's been in Cyprus for the last coupla months and she shows up tan as a brown nut with her hair bleached out from the sun wearing Daisy Dukes that have been spray painted on. She is a traffic-stopper. We're catching up on old times and end up shutting the 'N' down. Head to Havana where she calls Joanna, Elisa, and Krista. All come over (from the Beer Festival that's running for the next few days) and I end up sitting in a bar with 25 guys all looking at me at a table with 4 hotties.
Jealously is a terrible thing, eh?
We close Havana and head to Nimeta to finish the night.
Now, there are three qualities that women can have: they can be 1) beautiful 2) intelligent or 3) sane. The only issue is that most women only have two out of three.
All of these ladies are H.O.T. smokin' (to quote estoniakat). Joanna has just finished her first year as a med student at Tartu University, Eve can speak more languages than I can count, Elisa has a smile that is positively nuclear and Krista can make any drink you can think of (I didn't mention that 3 out of the 4 work at the 'N'.)
So, I'm hanging with 4 ladies that are beautiful and intelligent, but all crazy as moonbats.
...and it's the ONE night that I DON'T have my camera with me...
Three of them have agreed to meet me at the 'N' for the World Cup Final (Elisa is gonna be in Parnu laying on the beach in an extremely small bikini).
Pics to follow (if I can get estoniakat off his butt to tell me how to post shots..)
So, France or Italy?
WHO CARES???!!!!

04 July 2006

 

happy 230th birthday, United States of America...

read the below carefully.
what would they say today?

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


now, off the to 'N' to celebrate freedom...

02 July 2006

 

into the world-kicking and screaming....

first posting, first blog
time to give up and join the fight

we've passed midsummer's day and the country didn't burn down on Jaanipaev which means the days are gonna be getting shorter (hey, it's ALMOST dark by 2am). we're in the pickle season from now 'til end of july and that has nothing to do with gerkins. almost recovered enough from my latest bout with Capt. M. at the 'N' to be coherent...but not quite...

more to come...

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